what was your first date like? was it scary? was it awesome?
Answers from JP
Hey, JP. Where's your old body? Don't like the big "P" with eyes.
Hey man, I'm a teenager. Puberty isn't kind. But thanks for pointing out all of my weird body elements. Great for the self-esteem.
Why don't you just ask Lucy out? Why are you such a whimp?
I did. And now I've got this welt on my neck. My mom's gonna kill me if she sees it.
Hey, man. I just wanted to ask, why do you suck so much?
I don't know. I just do.
I'm getting ready to ask you a whole bunch of questions. Is this the best way to do it?
You know what? This is the perfect way to ask me questions.
This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. What's up Oakland?
Hey, thanks for the questions! I'm actually in Jamaica Plain, MA, so I don't really know what's up with Oakland.
It was kind of cool, until she bit me. I guess that was kinda cool, too. But, now she's telling me it wasn't really a date.