what was your first date like? was it scary? was it awesome?
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Hey, JP. Where's your old body? Don't like the big "P" with eyes.
Hey man, I'm a teenager. Puberty isn't kind. But thanks for pointing out all of my weird body elements. Great for the self-esteem.
Why don't you just ask Lucy out? Why are you such a whimp?
I did. And now I've got this welt on my neck. My mom's gonna kill me if she sees it.
Hey, man. I just wanted to ask, why do you suck so much?
I don't know. I just do.
I'm getting ready to ask you a whole bunch of questions. Is this the best way to do it?
You know what? This is the perfect way to ask me questions.
This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. What's up Oakland?
Hey, thanks for the questions! I'm actually in Jamaica Plain, MA, so I don't really know what's up with Oakland.
It was kind of cool, until she bit me. I guess that was kinda cool, too. But, now she's telling me it wasn't really a date.